i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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