i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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