i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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