Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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