ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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