I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Someone signed my nipple.
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