Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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