Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Alive.
So much puke
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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