maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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