It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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