Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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