check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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