Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Your cock deserves a montage
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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