My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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