My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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