things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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