she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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