sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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