she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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