I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
