He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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