I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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