So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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