I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
