She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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