so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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