I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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