Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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