i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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