1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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