Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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