Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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