I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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