You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Too much gin, very little bucket
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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