There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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