tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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