So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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