He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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