yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Shame is for Republicans.
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