I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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