That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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