Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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