That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
high people should be assigned attendants
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I am mentally ready for anal.
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