Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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