That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize