I need help removing her.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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