Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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