someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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