That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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