i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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