this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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