I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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