Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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