is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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