I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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