She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
