Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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